"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/21/2016 at 08:59 • Filed to: None | 2 | 7 |
As an Ohioan, I am obligated to provide warning of such a trip to Atlanta: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Dusty Ventures, I give you my proxy for any mod duties until I return on Monday.
Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/21/2016 at 09:16 | 0 |
I bought that album the week it came out - Summer before my senior year of high school. I still have the CD. It doesn’t play in anything but my computer’s DVD-rom
Rainbow
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/21/2016 at 09:31 | 0 |
Neat! Where in Georgia? My only advice is that, if you go to Atlanta, you need to try Delia’s Chicken Sausage at least once.
JEM
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/21/2016 at 09:31 | 0 |
1: A few years ago I went as Sherman for Halloween. I dressed up as a Union general, carried around a gas can, and kept asking for directions to Atlanta. Yes, I have a terrible sense of humor :)
2: I’m leaving on the bike for Savannah on Saturday myself! Have a good trip!
Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/21/2016 at 09:33 | 0 |
Fun story time:
As a “yankee” having to finish his public schooling in the south, my junior year US History class was, well, awkward. During our study of the Civil War, the teacher elected to pause for an anecdotal story. She proceeded to explain that the Union soldiers were just dumb farmers and laborers, not a proper military unit. To teach them to march, they tied straw to one foot and hay to another and yelled “straw foot, hay foot!” as formation/parade marching instruction. A big hearty gut-laugh commenced from all in the classroom, save me. I raised my hand, patiently waited for the teacher to allow me to comment with “Amusing story, yes, but didn’t they win?”. The laughter ceased immediately, and my classmate that had proudly boasted of his fathers KKK meetings in the basement hurled monosyllabic threats at me.
Funktheduck
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/21/2016 at 10:10 | 0 |
You're coming to visit me? How sweet
sonicgabe
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/21/2016 at 10:49 | 0 |
Noodles. You must get noodles.
Doc Chey’s is awesome.
Also, good luck with the inexplicable traffic.
DipodomysDeserti
> Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
04/21/2016 at 12:33 | 2 |
Your story is obviously bullshit. There’s no way anyone makes it to 11th grade in the South!